What is John talking about?

As a former “comms” guy for a Fortune 100 company John has an advantage over most of us with his arsenal of terms and phrases that he employs on a regular basis. Here’s a glossary of Frequently Heard Terms (or as John would say “F-H-T”) and their definitions.

AMF – A tribute to the great Neal Boortz. What UD Says

Beta Orbit – How John describes a bar patron that the bar owners love. What UD Says:

Monkey Branching – How a monkey doesn’t let go of the old branch until he/she has their hand on the next branch. What UD Says

Meat Shield – A device used by vegans when they’re forced to join family members for a meal at a Texas Roadhouad What UD Says